Ew

I'm so grossed out, I think I'm in shock. Liam comes in from outside and absolutely REEKS. I think, "Man! That is one NASTY diaper!" And lay him down to change him. Only... there is no poopy diaper. His hands, though, his hands look extremely dirty. But it's not dirt, it's poop. And it's not HIS poop - it's someTHING else's poop!! What on earth goes through that little boy's head?!? I picked him up and hauled him to the kitchen sink where I doused him in Dawn Antibacterial Soap with Bleach. Overkill? I think not. I'm assuming he thought it was dirt. But really, can't that boy SMELL? Isn't there something in his brain that says, "This is GROSS! Not fun gross but REALLY SICK GROSS!!" Poop smell stays. No matter how hard you scrub it gets stuck in your nose. I even cut his fingernails and toenails down to the quick. Ug. I have to go clean now.