Kill Two Birds

My post title is not a command, btw...
The kids came in from outside hot and filthy and since I've decided to throw rules out the window I asked them if they wanted to take a bath. While they've been getting clean, I've been cleaning the upstairs quite easily because they're happily occupied. Actually... with all the soapy water they've splashed out, the bathroom is getting clean too, so maybe I ought to change the title to "Kill Three Birds"... (to which my lovely hubby will reply "It's going to be kill three girls if the bathtub falls through the floor because the floor is rotted through due to water damage.")